Voltaireon


My name is Taryn. I am 19 and I live in Chicago.
I am a photographer. I like comedy. Sometimes I like people.
This blog is for whatever the fuck I want. Mostly attractive things and clever things.
I am the Production Coordinator and Director of Photography for Humbug Media, and I am the Talent Manager for Talk Hard Chicago.
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i once tried to steal an applause sign.

the cops caught me by following the sounds of clapping.

Posted 10 hours ago With 1 note

I just saw The Bling Ring.

It was.

Uhm. Not awful. But like. Not good. It had some good moments and I liked the way it was shot to an extent but. 

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am glad I saw it for free though!!!!

Posted 10 hours ago With 2 notes

so i have slightly become a macklemore fan

almost obsessed

and he is kind of an extremely nice guy it is really funny

Posted 1 day ago With 4 notes

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Sometimes I take pictures.
Sometimes they’re photos of awesome rocker girls.

i cannot find my tablet pen and I am freaking out a little bit

Posted 2 days ago With 1 note

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i kind of get mad at tumblr for all of the posts that go around like social justice shit

srs

it doesn’t go anywhere it almost never leaves this site

c’mon guy

i just get so sick of it

Posted 4 days ago With 0 notes

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i called my dad and talked to him about me losing my job and he told me that I could go back to school!

AHAHAHAHAH CRYING TEARS OF JOY OH MY GOSH

;____;

Posted 5 days ago With 5 notes

every time I watch weight loss shows I want to lose weight

but then i think “no then my pretty dresses wont fit” and I spend a lot of money on my clothes so

and at the same time like am I supposed to think that losing weight will make me happier or should I start working on myself and being happy how I am now

conflicted

Posted 5 days ago With 0 notes

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So this girl is helping me improve my resume and she just called me out on my typing speed.

Excuse me. She’s not the only one that can type fast. I used to be at 95 WPM but dropped to 80 after I broke my hand so she just. Ugh. She’s being so helpful but also kind of rude

EDIT: I took another test and I got it to 92WPM. 

Posted 5 days ago With 0 notes

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i just want a movie with emma stone and jennifer lawrence in it together is that so much to ask?

Posted 6 days ago With 14 notes

sigh

i have to reformat my resume because apparently it is shit

great. great. wonderful. i hate job applications.

Posted 6 days ago With 0 notes

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So I was looking to apply for unemployment before I got behind on my rent and this is on the IL unemployment page
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they basically said that they couldnt afford to keep me on and they could just divy up my job to other people already working there. It was a family business so I understand. Yeah. No worries. I already have another temp job set up for this weekend that makes $1.50 more an hour, and my friend is putting in a good word for me at another location which would be $5 more an hour… So. Maybe it was all for the best?

i just got laid off

great

Posted 1 week ago With 2 notes

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over the weekend my queue emptied so

i am filling it with random shit

if you see weird things

i regret nothing

Posted 1 week ago With 0 notes

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