My name is Taryn. I am 19 and I live in Chicago. I am a photographer. I like comedy. Sometimes I like people. This blog is for whatever the fuck I want. Mostly attractive things and clever things. I am the Production Coordinator and Director of Photography for Humbug Media, and I am the Talent Manager for Talk Hard Chicago.Tumblr (3.0; @voltaireon)http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xkyuketsuki.tumblr.com/post/41100282579/heroinhopes-thunder-blitz" target="_blank">xkyuketsuki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heroinhopes.tumblr.com/post/41093079908" target="_blank">heroinhopes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thunder-blitz.tumblr.com/post/36491899057/thunder-blitz-thunder-blitz-somebody-is" target="_blank">thunder-blitz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thunder-blitz.tumblr.com/post/36491635151/thunder-blitz-somebody-is-playing-a-piano-and" target="_blank">thunder-blitz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thunder-blitz.tumblr.com/post/36491242894/somebody-is-playing-a-piano-and-its-midnight-here" target="_blank">thunder-blitz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK</p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51348738437http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51348738437Sat, 25 May 2013 20:56:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9g21WaPq1qd5e41o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9g21WaPq1qd5e41o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9g21WaPq1qd5e41o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9g21WaPq1qd5e41o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tennants-companion.tumblr.com/post/51024398600/doomslock-doctor-who-au-in-which-the-doctor" target="_blank">tennants-companion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomslock.tumblr.com/post/34052006617" target="_blank">doomslock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>Doctor Who AU</small></em></p> <p><small>└ In which the Doctor has eyebrows.</small></p> </blockquote> <p>this makes me rly uncomfortable</p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51348687854http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51348687854Sat, 25 May 2013 20:55:41 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demonsofslash.tumblr.com/post/46194335723/plot-twist-there-is-no-third-hobbit-movie-they" target="_blank">demonsofslash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film <em>just</em> <em>keeps going.</em></p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51348488733http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51348488733Sat, 25 May 2013 20:52:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dfda8bc75f22e567c78658718f1759d/tumblr_mmntjp1IuN1r9uk2wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51347990285http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51347990285Sat, 25 May 2013 20:45:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b51177e34839d4e0148cc6830f4c9200/tumblr_mm32ypqYWq1rf3fvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bryanthephotogeek.tumblr.com/post/51130279754/drawing-bored-pytphilly-cheddar-biscuit" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bryanthephotogeek</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drawing-bored.tumblr.com/post/51054517133" target="_blank">drawing-bored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pytphilly.com/post/49281379837/cheddar-biscuit-shrimp-biscuit-burger-is-our-new" target="_blank">pytphilly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Cheddar Biscuit Shrimp Biscuit Burger is our new Burger of the Week!</strong></p> <p>A giant, fresh house baked Cheddar Biscuit is the “bun” for your Garlic Butter Jumbo Shrimp patty, topped with a creamy Parmesan sauce & finished with lemon butter.</p> <p>Yes, it’s mouth meltingly tasty. </p> <p>Yes, it’s available starting today for a limited time.</p> </blockquote> <p>fuck you, tumblr.</p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone should be jealous that I can go to this place so easily. </p></blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51346219137http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51346219137Sat, 25 May 2013 20:18:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9449cc08a6fce7fba6db0bcd643a0dd5/tumblr_mn3gptkMrx1qmxf7wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51344496994http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51344496994Sat, 25 May 2013 19:51:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln01e97fF81qzgt9no1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51342809181http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51342809181Sat, 25 May 2013 19:24:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c2ed233aa39d87ce0bc5ddc5aacd394/tumblr_mmr7tfZG8N1r1ad86o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/816523a9f7711dc13904e2b67e38271b/tumblr_mmr7tfZG8N1r1ad86o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d41e18da7ff5b9e9d35b78ced09ae4a3/tumblr_mmr7tfZG8N1r1ad86o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dacc67928784ce93524458e93cf9890/tumblr_mmr7tfZG8N1r1ad86o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79bab84bf6ceef5bcd1a801023a29fe4/tumblr_mmr7tfZG8N1r1ad86o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6fab03710e505c2933e41bbd7a28865/tumblr_mmr7tfZG8N1r1ad86o5_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://trixiedelight.tumblr.com/post/50936598667/high-anxiety-1977-alfred-hitchcock-references" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trixiedelight</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>High Anxiety (1977) Alfred Hitchcock references</small></p></blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51341118791http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51341118791Sat, 25 May 2013 18:57:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d56da2a5aa5d0d9b4ebbc85ae8aa573/tumblr_mlij35LvQu1rsh97io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://songssmiths.tumblr.com/post/48366291988/pre-smiths-morrissey" target="_blank">songssmiths</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>pre-Smiths Morrissey</span></p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51339399022http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51339399022Sat, 25 May 2013 18:29:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9763393fc6ee809332098c3eee8d40b/tumblr_mn78p98Vw41qimfrko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bae339d3f6b04ef13e92b49df62669d/tumblr_mn78p98Vw41qimfrko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/46c7a7f97145129a6eb1357341be59ed/tumblr_mn78p98Vw41qimfrko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40e5773a6cf2de026e80f2356ac0aa74/tumblr_mn78p98Vw41qimfrko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51337688999http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51337688999Sat, 25 May 2013 18:02:47 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ponies-and-politics.tumblr.com/post/50695244684/idreaminwords-do-you-ever-look-up-from-reading" target="_blank">ponies-and-politics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idreaminwords.tumblr.com/post/47568163937/do-you-ever-look-up-from-reading-a-book-and-get" target="_blank">idreaminwords</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?</p> </blockquote> <p>I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG</p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51335929453http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51335929453Sat, 25 May 2013 17:35:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dbafd484f9b395e85a715522b7d4290/tumblr_mn5ubyWDsj1qkuou9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8736b0a3dd535040b908d6551a4e1495/tumblr_mn5ubyWDsj1qkuou9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b8567c53fe92bbbee1e94c714ddb122/tumblr_mn5ubyWDsj1qkuou9o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d6ac89bdada7ecdc3421132f8b79a80/tumblr_mn5ubyWDsj1qkuou9o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51334103782http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51334103782Sat, 25 May 2013 17:08:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27d0d575000bf5d0a8421d2414e98b30/tumblr_mn5nyiKya91qghwxto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51332292169http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51332292169Sat, 25 May 2013 16:42:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c19177631ec885cd45a846823be27363/tumblr_mlrjhqt4bG1qdt6e2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd5ee79f18edd6e834dcea281ef5c51b/tumblr_mlrjhqt4bG1qdt6e2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b40256e7dfdcba16adca20266c76937d/tumblr_mlrjhqt4bG1qdt6e2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/456a6f39433bb829d4e1faec7b69ae85/tumblr_mlrjhqt4bG1qdt6e2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roachpatrol.tumblr.com/post/48815001955/escapekit-smeared-sky-ontario-canada-based" target="_blank">roachpatrol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://escapekit.ca/post/48787530655/smeared-sky-ontario-canada-based" target="_blank">escapekit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Smeared Sky</strong></p> <p><span>Ontario, Canada-based photographer </span><span>Matt Molloy</span> has begun a <span>experiment with time-lapse sequences. It’s created by digitally stacking 100 to 200 photographs—to reveal that the blue yonder isn’t always blue in his picturesque, painting-like photographs. </span></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my GOD. </p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51330362739http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51330362739Sat, 25 May 2013 16:14:19 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-tricky-angel-gabriel.tumblr.com/post/49785945027/i-remember-when-i-thought-people-in-their-20s" target="_blank">the-tricky-angel-gabriel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… </p> <p>so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.</p> </blockquote> <p>the accuracy of this post is alarming.</p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51329675756http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51329675756Sat, 25 May 2013 16:04:17 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zdtD19tXX30?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51328111831/sealprinceling-actual-conversations-with-my-2" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sealprinceling.tumblr.com/post/51233093406/actual-conversations-with-my-2-year-old-daughter" target="_blank"><br/>sealprinceling</a>:</p> <p><strong><span>“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”</span></strong></p> <p><span>Oh my GOD</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>This is very true to my experience. </span></p></blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51328981580http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51328981580Sat, 25 May 2013 15:54:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7b51398e3c05597fe333a3da1c2078c/tumblr_mkhoy04XZV1qjnu8xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51328507010http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51328507010Sat, 25 May 2013 15:47:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04be4c10fee17aa5fd1cb85c742b0312/tumblr_mmwoba7mKO1rsh97io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://songssmiths.tumblr.com/post/50592855994/morrissey-johnny-marr-the-smiths" target="_blank">songssmiths</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Morrissey & Johnny Marr (The Smiths)</span></p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51326672078http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51326672078Sat, 25 May 2013 15:20:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/046e36cfe28f06273e81857c63a6458e/tumblr_mhmneyMetb1rws1wdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shawarma-palace.tumblr.com/post/42160969274/so-i-was-watching-star-trek-and-spock-just-started" target="_blank">shawarma-palace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I was watching Star Trek and Spock just started sobbing math problems</p> <p><em>i fucking can’t</em></p> </blockquote>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51324777775http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51324777775Sat, 25 May 2013 14:53:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01e9dbef1ac6e7d08ebfe158ec77a07f/tumblr_mn89nsGoEz1r0ix14o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51322941898http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51322941898Sat, 25 May 2013 14:26:28 -0500