April 2012
March 2012
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Stanley Tucci is an amazing actor, especially if you watch The Hunger Games, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Lovely Bones all within a week of eachother. Where is this man’s Oscar?
question: explain the big bang theory
answer: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids), math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang!
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My bangs today are like Miley Cyrus.
They can’t be tamed.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
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When someone accuses you of being jealous of...
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Interviewer: Is it strange to see yourself without a nose?
Ralph Fiennes: Actually, I got used to it. Now it's strange to see myself with a nose.
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Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
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If IMA was in highschool
Franklin: The player that flirts with anything that moves.
Hamilton: The emo.
Jefferson: That stoner.
Madison: Short bus.
Washington: The jock.
Adams: That awkward kid that tries to get everyone to like him.
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yougotsomesplainintodo asked: Ooh! You should follow yougotsomesplainin to do. I hear his blog has some pretty neat random stuff on it.
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me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
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iaintjeezy replied to your post: I just unfollowed over 100 blogs. holy fuck now…
iaintjeezy, :D
d00d i’m already following u
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I just unfollowed over 100 blogs.
holy fuck
now umm send me blogs to follow okay.
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leonkevlar replied to your post: when YOLO first came out, I thought it was a new…
I honestly thought it was a new band of cookie
I would believe that as well.
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when YOLO first came out, I thought it was a new brand of yo-yo that people were making fun of.
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immoralcompass replied to your post: I’m going on a massive unfollowing spree. Again. …
how can you follow too many blogs?! its like saying you’re breathing too much air D:
uhhhhhhhhhh over 400 is a bit too many….
That, and some of them die and I just have to clean them out, you know?
I’m also just looking for new blogs to follow in general. branch out, you know? c:
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I’m going on a massive unfollowing spree.
Again.
Uhhuh.
Because my dash is dead and I follow too many blogs.
Though, if you reply to this and I’m not following you, I’ll check out your blog or something.
c:
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The founding fathers are gook to be at a bar in wrigleyville next Friday.
I have next friday off.
I’m totally going.
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leonkevlar replied to your photo: These are slightly old photos but umm yeah…
Alive Like Me: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles:... →
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird…
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perfectlyqueer replied to your photo: These are slightly old photos but umm yeah…
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I have spent my entire friday making bowties.
I have about 15 of them.
In all sorts of kickass patterns.
Fuck yeah.
