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z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
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i think i am having an existential crisis. i am semi-planning birthday and christmas gifts and i was really excited for that when I realized that christmas is only 7 months away. now, that might seem like a ways away, but I have been realizing that every year I get older, time goes by a little bit faster. soon i will be 25 and things might be better. and then I’ll be 30. and then 40. and...
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
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PETITION: 18-year-old girl's life being destroyed... →
http://www.change.org/petitions/assistant-state-attorney-brian-workman-stop-the-prosecution-of-an-18-year-old-girl-in-a-same-sex-relationship#share part of me thinks this is wrong, but at the same time, I know a lot of families who have done this to straight couples. Like, the minute the guy turns 18 the girls parents call the cops. happens all the time. this one is different because...
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the-sonic-url: dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read just like there is no such thing as darkness, just the absence of light.
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thymoss: ohai-ohia: inertialreferenceframe: zaataronpita: misandrwitch: pluspluspangolin: headmeetsdesk: fuckyeahdiomedes: zaataronpita: misandrwitch: zaataronpita: misandrwitch: auetafefe: misandrwitch: i also don’t like the idea that in the future in a lot of narratives, star trek included, theres no more religion in general???  like slow down john lennon we’ve...
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you know if danny phantom was a bad guy he could really fuck someone over. i mean, he can make things “ghost” by touching them, right, and when he lets go they’re not “ghost” anymore. damnit if I had that power and wanted to kill someone I would just periodically deposit coins into peoples bodies and watch them basically die. or even larger things. oh, how’d...
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